-> "Old Lang's Signs"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Parody Song Title:
"Old Lang's Signs"
The Lyrics
If you need to post a notice,
But there’s zilch that you can find,
If you need to post a notice,
Then head to Old Lang’s Signs!
To Old Lang’s Signs, just go
To Old Lang’s Signs!
Huge selection & low prices,
At Old Lang’s Signs!
There’s signs from “Stop” to “Speed Limit”,
“$500 fine
For Littering”, you’ll find ‘em all
Right here at Old Lang’s Signs!
To Old Lang’s Signs, just go
To Old Lang’s Signs!
Huge selection & low prices,
At Old Lang’s Signs!
We’ve been in the sign sales business
Since 1899.
So if you have to make a choice,
Then please choose Old Lang’s Signs!
To Old Lang’s Signs, just go
To Old Lang’s Signs!
Huge selection & low prices,
At Old Lang’s Signs!
We have the old-fashioned signs and
The electronic kind.
So whatever will fit your tastes,
It’s here at Old Lang’s Signs!
To Old Lang’s Signs, just go
To Old Lang’s Signs!
Huge selection & low prices,
At Old Lang’s Signs!
No matter what your business is,
Just keep this on your mind:
If you need a sign for something,
Get one from Old Lang’s Signs!
To Old Lang’s Signs, just go
To Old Lang’s Signs!
Huge selection & low prices,
At Old Lang’s Signs!
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