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Song Parodies -> "AmeriCur, The Plentiful"

Original Song Title:

"America, The Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"AmeriCur, The Plentiful"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

So many mutts between our shores
This country's off the chain
They run the streets, and crowd pet stores
Have we all gone insane?
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
God shed some Rovers, please!
For our own good, and brotherhood
We must have less of these..

From car windows, they catch the air
All sidewalks, trot upon
They poo and piddle everywhere,
But, most prefer my lawn!
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
These hounds are on a roll
From poodle pards to St. Bernards
They soon might take control!

Man sure don't need all these best friends
They primp for their own show
Some bark all night, our sleep suspends
In winter, yellow snow!
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
Let's levy more dog fines
Before we all succumb and fall
To curses of canines..

We dress them up in crazy clothes
Pin diapers on their butts
Then, talk to them, powder their nose
My God! are we all nuts ?
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
It's time to think and stop
Not buy them toys, like girls and boys
And pass up that pet shop!

Let's sing the song Bob Barker sang
A spay and neuter score
And when, outdoors, we see them wang
Let's throw cold water more..
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
Gone to the dogs, our fate
We must act now about Bow Wow
Before it's too darned late!



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Ann Hammond - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
he he he
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
i raise my paw in salute
Guy - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Quite a biting parody but I think Bob's Barker is worser than his biter. Love the cold water line. LOL! I have three Border Collies

They got no clothes & no diapers
But like to act hyper

Good parody there dawg.

Air Dawg one - whats yer 20?
Air Dawg two - chill, I'll be there in 5.
AFW - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Folks,
MrMacphisto - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute and very clever... :)
John Jenkins - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I think that the problem is more related to dog owners than to the dogs, but this is very well done. Excellent job of getting all the rhymes without forcing anything.
Dee Range - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Damn near every woman over 50 treats her dog better than her husband or kids...and usually for good reason! But I'm amazed we have so many curs, what with all the Chinese and Vietnamese illegals in this country. Great write, AFW.

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