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Song Parodies -> "Hillary, Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"Billy Boy, Billy Boy"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary, Hillary"

Parody Written by:

Bob Konigsberg

The Lyrics

Where have you been Hillary, Hillary?
Where have you been, charming Hillie?
I have been to seek the post, Of which I can make the most,
And I’ll get it by one way or another.

And what is that post, Hillary, Hillary?
And what is that post, charming Hillie?
It’s the post, for which I’m meant,
I will be your president,
And you’ll thank God that I am now your mother.

Oh what do you mean, Hillary, Hillary?
Oh, what do you mean charming Hillie?
I will take all of your wealth,
And promise you good health
With my plan, society I’ll mother.

And what will you do, Hillary, Hillary?
And what will you do, charming Hillie?
I intend to socialize,
Every human enterprise,
And the Hoi Polloi’s initiative I’ll smother.

How will you win, Hillary, Hillary?
And how will you win, charming Hillie?
I will wipe Barack Obama,
Send him running to his mama,
And teach him that me he’d best not bother.

Do you fear for your post, Hillary, Hillary?
Do you fear for your post charming Hillie?
I fear naught from anyone,
Except maybe Lieberman,
He makes too much sense and really is a bother.
Yeah, maybe the last verse is wishful thinking, but it worked.

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AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A big hit in left field...humorously spun
TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever and funny.... you got your point accross humorously without leaving us with that `sledgehammered` feeling
John Jenkins - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Very, very good stuff, Bob, but an alternate ending might be: I fear that the new first lad/Might be very, very bad/When he does one intern after another.

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