-> "99 Ugly Red Spots On My Face (Teenage Acne song!)"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"
Parody Song Title:
"99 Ugly Red Spots On My Face (Teenage Acne song!)"
The Lyrics
99 ugly red spots on my face
99 ugly spots
You squeeze one spot
And watch it pop
98 ugly red spots on my face
98 ugly red spots on my face
98 ugly spots
You squeeze one spot
And watch it pop
97 ugly red spots on my face
97 ugly red spots on my face
97 ugly spots
You squeeze one spot
And watch it pop
96 ugly red spots on my face
(Carry on until you reach 66 Red Spots)
66 Nasty red scars on my neck
66 Nasty red scars
You add some cream
It stings; you scream!
65 Nasty red scars on my neck
65 Nasty red scars on my neck
65 Nasty red scars
You add some cream
It stings; you scream!
64 Nasty red scars on my neck
64 Nasty red scars on my neck
64 Nasty red scars
You add some cream
It stings; you scream!
63 Nasty red scars on my neck
(Carry on until you reach 33 Red Scars)
33 Icky blackheads on my nose
33 Icky blackheads
You steam your face
Improve your grace
32 Icky blackheads on my nose
32 Icky blackheads on my nose
32 Icky blackheads
You steam your face
Improve your grace
31 Icky blackheads on my nose
31 Icky blackheads on my nose
31 Icky blackheads
You steam your face
Improve your grace
30 Icky blackheads on my nose
(Carry on until you reach 1 Blackhead)
And no more nasty blotches on my face
No more nasty blotches
You look so cool
Go on the pull
Arrrgggggghhh!!!!! 99 Ugly Red Spots On My Face!
(The terrified girl run off into the distance, Poor teenager is left in the lurch!)
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