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Song Parodies -> "My Old Kentucky Fried"

Original Song Title:

"My Old Kentucky Home"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Old Kentucky Fried"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In case someone doesn't know or recognize this old classic chestnut, it's the state song of Kentucky, written by Stephen Foster, and gets played and sang every year just before they run The Kentucky Derby...
There is no taste like My Old Kentucky Fried
So crispy, so crunchy, my way
Big breasts of white and the legs and thighs just right
I keep licking my fingers all day

Saliva rolls from my tongue down on the floor
Night stars look like wings up above
Buy and buy comes dawn, and I'm knocking at their door
For that Old Kentucky Fried I love

Sell me more, dear lady,
Oh sell me more I plea!
Fifty miles I'd ride
For My Old Kentucky Fried
For My Old Kentucky Fried,
K-F-C

There's Burger King, and there's Arby's and there's Mac
No more than a block from my door
But, they don't fit...my taste buds for lovin' it
I've become a fast food connoisseur
As days go on, all the bones keep piling high
The landlord complains, it's a sight
But, I still crave more..chicken junky now, am I
For That Old Kentucky Fried I bite

Sell me more, dear lady,
Oh, sell me more, I plea!
Fifty miles I'd ride
For My Old Kentucky Fried,
For My Old Kentucky Fried,
K-F-C



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John Barry - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I wouldn't touch that crap, but your parody is tasty.
JP - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I like Popeyes better, but this is still a tasty parody. 5's.
alvin - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
nice job...i like KFC..but only the strips...i can't stand eating chicken off the bone
Ann Hammond - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm hungry
AFW - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, to John, JP, alvin, and Ann
Dee Range - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I like the Buffalo Snackers...and this parody
AFW - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee

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