-> "Happy 2006, Britney!"
Original Song Title:
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Parody Song Title:
"Happy 2006, Britney!"
2006 was so very crazy,
Especially for celebrities!
But since the one chick's an easy target,
I'll go after bashing old Britney!
Got pregnant for the 2nd time,
And it was with K-Fed, too.
If you'd looked at her pictures, then,
You'd have sworn she was related to Shamu!
All the time, K-Fed was working,
Working on his new CD.
It didn't even go "Plastic'.
He should have hooked with J-Lo, not Britney.
Britney had another with a redneck,
People took some photos of her fat.
Hate to break it to ya, Britney baby,
Even a perv wouldn't buy pics of that!
Now her and K-Fed divorced,
It was a surprise to see
That instead of the new freedom,
K-Fed's really wants the custody.
I feel bad for Sean and Jayden,
Might just get stuck with K-Fed.
Once the kids are old, they'll wonder
If they'd like a mom with a future instead.
K-Fed shouldn't be sad about nothing.
The years he was with her, they were heaven!
Besides, I think he has a bright future
Making Icees at the 7-11.
Now there's something wrong with Britney,
Even herself must confess.
She is coming out her mansion,
Even though she ain't even fully dressed!
She makes magazines and papers,
Didn't even stand a chance!
They are taking tons of pictures
Showing she isn't wearing underpants.
This year must be driving Britney wild!
Paris Hilton is her "bestest friend".
Nothing much else could really describe it,
Can only say "OopsShe did it again!'
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