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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Gettin' Nuttin'For Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I'm gonna' have a full sex change
Puttin' a hatch on me
Switchin' my home down on the range
Stickin' a patch on me
No more a gent, shall I remain
Don't yell Jimmy, call me Jane
Portu-gal, instead of Spain
Plantin' a thatch on me
Oh, I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas
No more to swing down the lane
I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas
My scrotum is takin' the train..
I've saved a cookie jar of cash
Gettin a hatch on me
I'll be a dot and not a dash
Fittin' a patch on me
Tradin' my trousers for a skirt
What protrudes will soon invert
I just hope it doesn't hurt
Knittin' a thatch on me
Yes, I'm gettin Nutted For Christmas
Losin' short inches I had
I'm gettin Nutted For Christmas
A change to a gal from a lad
No longer I'll be Santa Claus
Doin' a switch on me
Now, I'll be Mrs. Clause because
Tackin' a twitch on me
Like a tailless dog, no wag
Clippin' off the marble bag
I'll gain vagina, lose Viag
Gettin' a niche on me
It better be good whatever doc does
A perfect kitty, framed with fuzz
(Or) He'll get Nutted For Christmas
Puttin' a hatch on me
Switchin' my home down on the range
Stickin' a patch on me
No more a gent, shall I remain
Don't yell Jimmy, call me Jane
Portu-gal, instead of Spain
Plantin' a thatch on me
Oh, I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas
No more to swing down the lane
I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas
My scrotum is takin' the train..
I've saved a cookie jar of cash
Gettin a hatch on me
I'll be a dot and not a dash
Fittin' a patch on me
Tradin' my trousers for a skirt
What protrudes will soon invert
I just hope it doesn't hurt
Knittin' a thatch on me
Yes, I'm gettin Nutted For Christmas
Losin' short inches I had
I'm gettin Nutted For Christmas
A change to a gal from a lad
No longer I'll be Santa Claus
Doin' a switch on me
Now, I'll be Mrs. Clause because
Tackin' a twitch on me
Like a tailless dog, no wag
Clippin' off the marble bag
I'll gain vagina, lose Viag
Gettin' a niche on me
It better be good whatever doc does
A perfect kitty, framed with fuzz
(Or) He'll get Nutted For Christmas
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LOL I had a ball reading this. As usual you have too many great lines to mention.
Q Whatcha want for Christmas? A Nuttin' honey Q Oh, the cereal? A No, a good nuttin' honey. Wanna be aesexual so I don't have to deal with you! HA! 555
Don't need a sex change to put that frown upside down... You just need to read this parody
LOL AWESOME 555
Thanks, and Merry Christmas to PMS, Yoidy, Matthias, and Jack
Sorry About my Delayed response. . .555 as always.
And Dave..
too funny
And alvin
Do I dare ask if the "leftovers" will be used as a gift for someone?
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