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Song Parodies -> "Hark, The Hairy Old Angel Sings"

Original Song Title:

"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hark, The Hairy Old Angel Sings"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hark, The Hairy Old Angel Sings
Husky is the voice he brings
Pees on earth, his manner's wild
Don't think he's been reconciled..
Bellied whiskey, bloodshot eyes
Chopper Harley slaps his thighs
This angelic host of crime
Born and raised in Anaheim
Hark, The Hairy Old Angel Sings
Husky is the voice he brings

Rides the wind, fast chopper floored
Chick behind, won't leave him bored
Later, she'll behold him come
Offsprings? hope not, condom fun
Loves warm flesh, and smoke parties
Every night it's tail and tease
Pleased, this man..not hard to tell
Evolves from where cave men dwell
Hark, The Hairy Old Angel Sings
Husky is the voice he brings

Hail ! This highway Prince of Pot
Tears up towns and fights a lot
Broken bones to foes he brings
Five pound fist, brass knuckled swings
Fast, he lives the whory life
Kept "Old Woman" not a wife
Born to raise high hell on earth
Cares not whom might rate his worth
Hark, The Hairy Old Angel Sings
Leather chapped, and gold bling blings

Leather chapped, and gold bling blings..


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Below Average Dave - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Christmas Bliss yet again-555
Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
According to Tom Wolfe in "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test", the Hell's Angels' celebratory cheer when Ken Kesey gave them a truckload full of free cases of beer was not "Ho, Ho, Ho", but, "HAW-HAW-HAW!!!"
AFW - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, again Dave and Johnny...for votes, comments and humerous anecdote
Yoidy - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Whenever someone's stabbed in the back at a rock concert, a Hell's Angel gets its wings! 555
Ferd - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
wow this parody is well written and developed
LilMissChaptress - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, " El Satyr Major", the Duke oHide-A-Bed, this is hilarious!! How did you know that there are plenty of Pirates like this all along the NorCAL coast ? Many gents here would fit this description! Glad to read the 'Chaps' line here, Sir !
AFW - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ferd....and thank you, Sir-ette...well, I guess everyone hears, or has heard, of MC gangs like, "Hell's Angels"...In fact, back in the fifties, on one sleepy July 4th.. you may know, gangs like this roared into our little Lake Erie resort town of "Geneva On The Lake"..rioted and raised hell for a weekend, or so..In fact, I believe that classic Marlon Brando movie, "The Wild Ones" was loosely based on this...

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