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Song Parodies -> "Silent Night (Domestic Violence Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Silent Night (Domestic Violence Version)"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Silent night - sleeping so tight -
I wake in scream, midst of dream
Neighbours started to quarrel again
Three o'clock and it's nerves' wreaking:
Should I call the police?
Can we sleep now with ease?

Violent night! Scary fight!
Screams and yell, family hell
Hear the voices of husband and wife
Sounds that either is holding a knife
Then we hear a gunshot -
Hope that it murder is not!

Oh, what a night! Horrible sight!
Sirens yell, that will tell:
Cops arrive and the same thing again -
Neighbours busted and taken away
This is usual, of course -
- Some people should take divorce!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 9

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Jason - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm, had mixed feelings about this. While I like the pacing and rhyming I don't really like the theme in this parody. A fair vote in my opinion would be 442
Susanna Viljanen - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Years ago when I lived alone, I had a very quarrelsome couple as my next wall neighbours. They fought every other night, and the cops often were at their place. It is pure horror to be first sound asleep and then wake up in a horrible screaming, banging and yelling and to fear someone is going to get killed. While I usually advocate families not from breaking, some people really should take divorce. I admit it is difficult to be funny on a serious subject.

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