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Song Parodies -> "Christmas At Mother Nature's Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Good King Wenceslas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas At Mother Nature's Ass"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Mother Nature's Ass we're bound
And no way we're leavin'
Work all day until sundown
Then party 'til we're heavin'
Bubba runs the moonshine site
Thinks it's pretty coo-el
Brother Justin's tall in height
Dil, Billie and Suuuue, swell

Way down here in Tennessee
Christmas time is comin'
Choppin' down a good fir tree
Little lights we're hangin'
Getting mighty cold 'round here
In the Ozark mountains
No more skinnydips in ponds
Or peeing in fountains

Bring the dawgs and bring yer twine
Now brothers and sisters
Throw the Yule Hog on the fire
And we'll play some Twister
Free cheese from the guv-a-ment
Livin' off of welfare
Don't know who's the president
What the hell do we care?

Don't you say you'll go home now
Stay a little longer
You can share space with the cow
If y'all sleep over
Hark, Dumb Harold's coondogs sing
And the snow's all pretty
String the popcorn on the tree
Don't eat it all, Britney!

Don't you dare call me a clod
Though I'm un-educated
Christmastime's the time when God
Got the Virgin mated!
And that's the whole reason I am sure
That we're so derned happy
Jumpin' , whoopin' to keep warm
'Cause the weather's craaaa-py!
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee y'all.

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Chris Pollman - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great! 555s
Matthias - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You're going to coax me into writing some redneck holiday hits are you...... With lines like "Christmastime's the time when God. Got the Virgin mated!" AND "Don't know who's the president. What the hell do we care?" You are one evil man Agrimorfee.... Fine, fine, fine, to make you happy, I'll write, "Come On Yee Faith Hill" to "Come All Yee Faithful", AND "Angels We Have Heard While High" to "Angels We Have Heard On High"
Agrimorfee - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't forget that I am also the man who converted Pink Floyd's "The Trial" into a nativity pageant! Oh boy, I guess I'm gonna go to hell!
John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
"Hark, Dumb Harold's coondogs sing." LOL!
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
makes me glad to live in so. cal.
Red Ant - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I sang it in a country style. Fun stuff, and I second John B's comment. 5s.
Tim Mayfield - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Greeat OS to parody for this here one. E'en though I can't quite figger how Good King Wince got lost to start wit' nor what the gol' dern a feast of Steven even is. Do it taste like chicken or pork? Anyhoo, I know'd they sing it a lot at Christmas time e'en though there ain't a bit of Christmas wishing in it. Still, ya'll gone and done a bang up job on this here parody. 5 barrels of buckshot your way!

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