Song Parodies -> Jingle Bells (Violent Version #1)

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

  
Parody Song Title:

"Jingle Bells (Violent Version #1)"

Parody Written by:

Laura F

Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Screaming as I go
Ramming into trees (boom boom boom)
Snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
Someone call an ambulance
'cause I need a hospital bed

Oh 9-1-1 9-1-1
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Pacing: 3.0
 
How Funny: 3.3
 
Overall Rating: 3.3
 

Total Votes: 25
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One Horse - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Gotta do the whole tune.
The Parody Police - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Excuse me? Where is the rest of the song?! If you EVER submit something as incomplete as this again you will spend a whole day in detention in the Parody Prison.
Brian - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Not a bad start, but ... WHERE'S THE REST OF THE SONG?
Cody - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Need...more...must...finish...song!
Spoof-Man - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
WHERE"S THE REST OF THE SONG!!!
Triple H (DX) - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Your Ment to be Writing a Song
Jason - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Why hasn't this been taken down? It is BLATANTLY incomplete.
tom - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
ahhhhh on christmas, my favorite needs more versus
jazmin - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
i love it but think about the rest of the song
anynbomus - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
my version goes like this: dashing through the snow on a pair of broken ski. All the fields we go crashing into trees the snow is turning red I think I'm almost dead Next day in the hospital with stiches in my head Oh jingle bells batman smells Robin laid an egg I stabbed a tree and made ot pee in 1981 barbie dolls barbie dolls trying to save our lives then the tellie tubbies came and stabbed them with a knife

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