-> "Lemon Lime"
Original Song Title:
"Clementine"
Parody Song Title:
"Lemon Lime"
The Lyrics
I just popped in at a pop store
With a dollar and a dime
I see many, don't like any
'Cept my bubbly Lemon Lime
CHORUS:
Love ta' swallow
Love ta' swallow
Love ta' swallow
Lemon Lime..
They got lotsa' kinds a' soft drinks,
But, my favorite's Lemon Lime
Crystal clear, the light goes thru it
Sixteen ounces looks real fine
That two litre would be neater
It holds much more Lemon Lime
(Repeat Chorus)
Mama said she wanted Pepsi
Can't take home no other kind
Said, get diet, I should buy it
But, I'm thinkin' Lemon Lime..
(Repeat Chorus)
Hear a good voice, then a bad voice
So hard makin' up my mind
Spike Lee says to "Do the right thing!"
But my tongue says, "Lemon Lime!"
(Repeat Chorus)
Flip a dime and "Heads or Tail" it
If it's heads, I'm buyin' mine
Tails keeps showin' I'll keep goin'
Till it's "heads" for Lemon Lime
(Repeat Chorus)
Watched by store clerk, he's a fat jerk
Standin' here can't be a crime
Lousy coin, it's annoyin'
I sure want that Lemon Lime
(Repeat Chorus)
While I'm flippin'.. feel it slippin'
Darn it! now I've lost the dime
Gotta' have it for the bottle
Pepsi, well as Lemon Lime..
(Repeat Chorus)
"Mister store clerk, would you help me,
Search the floor for my last dime?"
He said, "Sure Kid, you're a nerd, Kid,
Here is one, don't waste my time.."
(Repeat Chorus)
Now I hold one, it's a cold one
Wet and drippy with a shine
What I'm pickin's worth a lickin'
In my bag's the Lemon Lime..
Love ta' swallow
Love ta' swallow
Love ta' swallow
Lemon Lime
They got lotsa' kinds a' soft drinks
But, my favorite's Lemon Lime
Mmmm, my favorite's Lemon Lime..
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