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Song Parodies -> "Samhain the Green-Skinned Warlock"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Samhain the Green-Skinned Warlock"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

That's right, I'm ringing in the holiday season... er, the OTHER holiday season... by spoofing Christmas songs. I'm also thinknig about doing a Hinder parody and a Phil Spector-ish parody. G.P. is the Great Pumpkin, by the way. (You happy now, Linus?)
You know Michael, and Jason, and Freddy, and Norman
Leatherface, Chucky, and Ghostface, and Mormons
But do you recaaaaaaalllll....
The most famous monster of aaaalllll....

Samhain the green-skinned warlock
Had a very pointy hat
And if you ever saw him
He'd turn you into a cat

All of the other witches
Used to think that Sam was gay
They never liked male witches
Playing their bewitching games

Then one foggy Halloween
G.P. came to say:
"Samhain with your skin so green,
Won't you haunt this Halloween?"

Then all the witches vanished
Purists burned them at the stake
Samhain the green-skinned warlock
Melted in a giant lake

(Guitar solo by Kerry King from Slayer. Samhain comes back from the dead because he, as a warlock, has that kind of power.)

Then one foggy Hallow's Eve
Pumpkin came to say:
"Samhain with your skin so green,
Won't you spook this Halloween?"

Then all the cult freaks loved him
Children loved to trick or treat
Samhain the green-skinned warlock
Had a happy Halloween

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Puritanical Purists - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
We approve of this parody, especially the stake/lake parts
John Barry - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice holidays mashup.
Jack Wilson - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This was great! 555!
Jason V - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
*Grunt* fives for you, and a little visit from me! ;p
2Eagle - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Good Halloween carol.
tomario - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
very nice twist on the festive tune are mormons monsters ? (someone whispers in my ear)oh yes the osmonds! 555
Matthias - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhhh.... All of my college friends are cult movie freaks, they would love this as would I
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - ChuckyG is a monster??? Aaaaarrgh! Ohhh.... you mean that Chucky! *blushes". Actually I never even heard of Samhain (I think) but I liked this parody anyway.
Jack Wilson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great job again
The Charnstar - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The Mormons? HAHAHA! No offence to any mormons, I love yas, but that was just funny. That was GREAT 5-5-5
Red Ant - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Try as I may, I cannot recall Samhain, though I do remember a video game monster by that name. This was well-done, Chris, and the Slayer solo was a nice touch. "...and Mormons", heh heh heh!
bobpiecheese - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That was...interesting...yet...I dunno...I just dunno who Samhein is.
Agrimorfee - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The state of Utah is knocking on Chris' door as we speak...but this was heartwarming. I would like to see Dimmu Borgir sing this one! In spite of thumping my SOTM entry, I will give you a fair 555.
Stuart McArthur - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) great imagination Chris, and a nice childlike rhythm to it, which works perfectly for anything involving the Great Pumpkin-Eater - 555
Michael McVey - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This is both funny and spooky!---MM
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Just one question: how do you pronounce "Samhain", anyway? :-)
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've never come across Samhain before, Chris...but this was a nice piece of work. 555
2nz - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I've never heard of Samhein either, but apparently, he rules! I enjoyed this parody very much, and I may have to find a place for it in my top five due to the Slayer guitar solo.
wannabemustangjockey - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - About as random a parody as I've ever seen of this OS (no one here has seen the one I wrote about the Pontiac Solstice). Congrats on picking a decidedly un-Christmasy topic for an old holiday favorite.
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job on the traditional song! I thought it was going to be about a video game character I hadn't heard of, but this was enjoyable and funny throughout!
Tim Mayfield - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: I knew there was a deeper meaning to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!! So is Pooka-chu going to make a reprise?

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