-> "Samhain the Green-Skinned Warlock"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Parody Song Title:
"Samhain the Green-Skinned Warlock"
The Lyrics
You know Michael, and Jason, and Freddy, and Norman
Leatherface, Chucky, and Ghostface, and Mormons
But do you recaaaaaaalllll....
The most famous monster of aaaalllll....
Samhain the green-skinned warlock
Had a very pointy hat
And if you ever saw him
He'd turn you into a cat
All of the other witches
Used to think that Sam was gay
They never liked male witches
Playing their bewitching games
Then one foggy Halloween
G.P. came to say:
"Samhain with your skin so green,
Won't you haunt this Halloween?"
Then all the witches vanished
Purists burned them at the stake
Samhain the green-skinned warlock
Melted in a giant lake
(Guitar solo by Kerry King from Slayer. Samhain comes back from the dead because he, as a warlock, has that kind of power.)
Then one foggy Hallow's Eve
Pumpkin came to say:
"Samhain with your skin so green,
Won't you spook this Halloween?"
Then all the cult freaks loved him
Children loved to trick or treat
Samhain the green-skinned warlock
Had a happy Halloween
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