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Song Parodies -> "Footy Fan's NicPic... Hick!"
Original Song Title:
"Teddy Bear's Picnic"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Footy Fan's NicPic... Hick!"
Parody Written by:
Olynara and August
The Lyrics
To the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic, duh. This was written while watching people wander from bars after semifinals for Australian AFL. I think.
To the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic
Footy Fan's Nicpic
Every footy fan whose been good is sure of a treat tonight
Cos even if their team doesn't win there's sure to be a fight;
With booze and drugs and maybe some hugs,
Blood on the floor as teeth hit the door;
Tonight's the night the footy fans have their drinks switched!
Every footy fan whose been good is sure of a treat tonight
There's two on the floor and one at the door and a few of them in a fight;
There's crystal meth and both kinds of ice,
But opposite gangs are not very nice,
Tonight's the night the footy fans paint the town bright!
(with blood!)
Every bartender open late is sure of a treat tonight
The cash they make from slobbering drunks is even worth the sight,
Because the time when morning comes,
The drunks will all be swept into the slums,
Today's the day of the hangover drunk exhibit!
Footy Fan's Nicpic
Every footy fan whose been good is sure of a treat tonight
Cos even if their team doesn't win there's sure to be a fight;
With booze and drugs and maybe some hugs,
Blood on the floor as teeth hit the door;
Tonight's the night the footy fans have their drinks switched!
Every footy fan whose been good is sure of a treat tonight
There's two on the floor and one at the door and a few of them in a fight;
There's crystal meth and both kinds of ice,
But opposite gangs are not very nice,
Tonight's the night the footy fans paint the town bright!
(with blood!)
Every bartender open late is sure of a treat tonight
The cash they make from slobbering drunks is even worth the sight,
Because the time when morning comes,
The drunks will all be swept into the slums,
Today's the day of the hangover drunk exhibit!
Any spelling mistakes are not reaally spelling mistakes, you just can't read.
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