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Song Parodies -> "Molly McGroin"

Original Song Title:

"Molly Malone"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Molly McGroin"

Parody Written by:

Aiirfarcewon

The Lyrics

She doubled fair titties, that were once itty bittys
More plastic, elastic on Molly McGroin
Wheeled them in a wheelbarrow
Huge boobs, not too narrow
She cried, "Cockies and muscles.. I give, I give all.."

"I give, I give all,...I give, I give all.."
Cryin', "Cockies and muscles...I give, I give all"

Smelled like a fish monger, and sure it was no wonder
She'd shed 'em and bed 'em, then bed 'em some more..
Took after her mother, but looked like her brother
She cried, "Cockies and muscles...I give, I give all..

"I give, I give all....I give, I give all.."
Bring me cockies and muscles...I give, I give all"

She died of STD's, no condoms on "Peteys"
But that's not the end of old Molly McGroin
Through streets wide and narrow,
With ghost boobs on a barrow
Still cries, "Cockies and muscles...I give, I give all"

'I give, I give all....I give, I give all.."
Bring me cockies and muscles...I give, I give all
I give, I give all....I give, I give all...
Bring me cockies and muscles...I give, I give all"

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alvin rhodes - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
so appropriate
Tommy McTurtle - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL funny... gross.... funny. Five Cockies.
John Barry - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I took a couple of stabs at this, but yours hews a lot closer to the OS story line. 5s
AFW - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Tommy, and John
Diddims - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
"Molly, Son of Groin," yes, such a charming name.
Larry Hensley - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it's funny.
AFW - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry, and Diddims
Rick C - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh, heh...You crack me up. 555
AFW - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, there..Rick C.

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