-> "A Tale Of Musical Cats Who Dig Chocolate"
Original Song Title:
"Loch Lomond"
Parody Song Title:
"A Tale Of Musical Cats Who Dig Chocolate"
The Lyrics
Narrator:
By yon magic trees and by yon sacred well.
And a somewhat enchanted daisy.
There be three young kittens who play in a rock band.
But they always, always fight over sweets, see?
(Cat 1) Oh, you'll take the Hershey's and I'll take the Hostess.
(Cat 2) Hey, come on. You are a Hostess hog.
(Cat 1) Well, I am the cute one. Thus, I must get the best.
(Cat 2) Oh, cute, my tail You look like an old hound dog.
(Cat 3) Hey, both of you shut it and answer me now.
Who wrote "Snoopy Rules!" all o'er my drums?
(Cat 1) Well, it sure wasn't me.
(Cat 2) And never could be me.
(Cats 1 & 2) Because you fail to see we have no thumbs.
(Cat 1) Now, you'll take your Hershey's and I'll take me Hostess.
(Cat 2) I don't think that it should work that way.
(Cat 1) But, I am the cute one.
(Cat 2) Yeah, cute like a hairball.
Besides, you are getting too fat anyway.
(Cat 3) Oh, both of you shut up! Stop your dumb insults.
Oh, your bick'ring. It keeps me from sleeping.
But, I believe there's a way to settle this today.
A solution to stop all this weeping.
(Cat 3) So, I'll take the Hershey's and I'll take the Hostess.
And you two can argue over rice.
(Cat 1) But, I am the cute one.
(Cat 3) You're Kiss without make-up.
(Narr) Tis the end of the story. Was it not nice?
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