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Song Parodies -> "Kwan Bye, Huh?"

Original Song Title:

"Kumbaya"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Kwan Bye, Huh?"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

This is in anticipation of the US Figure Skating Association's Jan. 27 decision to grant Michelle Kwan's petition for a bye and send her to Torino for her third Olympic competition. (Like they're going to say no?) Michelle has been quoted as saying she has a shot at the gold medal. Rational figure skating fans the world over beg to differ. To perform this song properly, the "oh, lord" lines should be sung with a groan and an eye roll.
Someone's pulled a groin - Kwan bye, ah!
Someone's pulled a groin - Kwan bye, ah!
Someone's pulled a groin - Kwan bye, ah!
Oh, Lord, Kwan bye, ah

File petition now - Kwan bye, ja?
File petition now - Kwan bye, ja?
File petition now - Kwan bye, ja?
Oh, Lord, Kwan bye, ja

She's Torino bound - Kwan bye, awww...
She's Torino bound - Kwan bye, awww...
She's Torino bound - Kwan bye, awww...
Oh, Lord, Kwan bye, awww...

Em-ly's stayin' home - Kwan bye, huh?
Em-ly's stayin' home - Kwan bye, huh?
Em-ly's stayin' home - Kwan bye, huh?
Oh, Lord, Kwan bye, huh

She could win the gold - Kwan bye, HAH!
She could win the gold - Kwan bye, HAH!
She could win the gold - Kwan bye, HAH!
Oh, Lord, Kwan bye, hah

Oh, Lord, Kwan bye, hah
...and congratulations to Emily Hughes for her bronze medal performance.
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