"Honey
Get up off your fat a**
You got to cut that high grass
Then you got to, got to
You know you really got to
Go and take me shopping
Work you till you're dropping
Then you can finally take a break"

"Honey
I really can't do that crap
I've got to take a long nap
Cause I'm working nights
Oh yes, I'm working nights
So you and bug me later
You PMS dictator
Because right now I'm going to sleep"

"Sorry dear, I cannot work"
"Come right here you friggen jerk!
You're going to weed; you're going to mow
Yeah, yeah you're working nights I know!
But I do not really care; so get off of your derrière
Now go outside, yes go outside
And don't come back till skin's fried!"

"Baby
I cannot mow thee lawn
Simply cause the game's on
Call me in an hour
And then after a nice long shower
I'll go and clean the gutters
Go grab the hedge cutters
And then, babe, I'll work until I stop"

"Yeah, okay hun you'd better
Or I mean no sex ever
Although it won't be much different
Much different than before
Just do this crap and maybe
You and I can make a baby
Right before you have to go to work"

"Okay hun, hell yeah that's good
You've never offered work for wood
I'll get out there, let loose your hair
This time I'm Sonny and you're Cher
I'll clean the garage, I'll mow the lawn
I never knew that turns you on
And just to make your really kinky
I'll work in the sun until I'm stinky"

"GO OUT THERE BABE!!!"
"I'm putting boots on as we speak"
"GO OUT THERE BABE!!!"
"But first I got to take a leak"
"GO OUT THERE BABE!!!"
"Can we do this again next week?"
"GO OUT THERE BABE!!!"
"I'm going out, my work boy freak"

"Oh yes, I'm getting laid again
I haven't f*cked since God knows when
I'll mow the lawn, I'll work till dawn
Whatever turns my honey on
I even got the workman boots
There is no freaking way I'll loose
I want boobs!
I want boobs!
I want boobs!
I want boobs!
I want boobs!
I want, I want, I want, I want, I want

"Ha! Finally got him working
Think I can even see him smirking
What a dumbass, but I love him so
As long as he keeps pumping
He won't see me humping
His boss, and the local pizza dude"

"What! What the hell you doing?!
Is that my boss you're screwing?!
And the pizza guy, Why you lousy whore!
Damn, This time I'm really leaving
Can't take all this grieving!
I might even go turn gay, you ho!
I might even go turn gay, you ho
I might even go turn gay, you ho
I might even go turn gay, you ho
Unless, unless, unless
Unless, unless, unless
Four-way!!!"