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Song Parodies -> "God Bless Ye Married Gentlemen"

Original Song Title:

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"God Bless Ye Married Gentlemen"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In honor of Elton John's recent wedding
God bless ye married gentlemen
A wedding of the gay
Now, Elton John, to Dave, your
All married up today
Though, you're the couple of the hour
Some feel you've gone astray
Oh, try things to come for, enjoy
Come for, enjoy
Oh, try things to come for, enjoy

All dressed up in bright jewelry
Your body to adorn
In purple shades and black tux
For this day you were born
All your fans and supporters
Are here to blow your horn
Oh, try things to come for, enjoy
Come for, enjoy
Oh, try things to come for, enjoy

From guests of seven hundred
One good well wisher came
"I think it's so amazing, and
Brilliant," he proclaimed
He should have been the best man
Tim Alcock was his name
Oh, try things to come for, enjoy
Come for, enjoy
Oh, try things to come for, enjoy

So, for Elton sing praises
Who envy ye, his place
And with gay love and brotherhood
Each other they embrace
His bride's last name is "Furnish"
In reference to the space
Oh, try things to come for, enjoy
Come for, enjoy
Oh, try thing to come for, enjoy

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Rod W - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol at the "furnish" line! Super job, AFW, 555 carats!
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
lol..funny concept
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
555, brilliant one.
AFW - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rod, alvin, and Step-Chan
Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder if this gives a new meaning to "Burn Down the Mission"?

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