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Song Parodies -> "12 Days Of Christmas (pirate Style)"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Tradition

Parody Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas (pirate Style)"

Parody Written by:

Sanari Sebuna

The Lyrics

12 days of christmas (Pirate style)
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
a compass that doesn't point north

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
seven tri corn hats
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
eight ships in a fleet
seven tri corn hats
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
nine dreadlock beads
eight ships in a fleet
seven tri corn hats
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
ten slaps in the face
nine dreadlock beads
eight ships in a fleet
seven tri corn hats
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
eleven rum bottles
ten slaps in the face
nine dreadlock beads
eight ships in a fleet
seven tri corn hats
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs
and a compass that doesn't point north

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
twelve whoring wenches
eleven rum bottles
ten slaps in the face
nine dreadlock beads
eight ships in a fleet
seven tri corn hats
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs

AND A COMPASS THAT DOESN'T POINT NORTH

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Diddims - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrr, me hardies!
Satchmo Jr. - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was funny.
clark kent - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
always looking for that something different but that something that takes a bit of working out good luck to the artists
charlotte nelson - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
i really love it a lot
charlotte - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
it is the best xmas song ever

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