Song Parodies -> Bags To Bitches
| Original Song Title: | "Rags To Riches" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Bennett...In movie, 'Goodfella's' |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bags To Bitches" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I know I go from Bags To Bitches
I'm just a sucker for a pair
If I could learn to lock my britches,
I'd be a millionaire
I flaunt and fling, bling bling and riches
On every beauty I behold
I just may wind up diggin' ditches
With no more gold...
I open my heart,
And a safe tumbler spins
To fashion my passion
The cashin' begins
Lord, where's the will to just still,
Not fulfill, all these sins?
I seek the magic wand of witches,
To wave and let a spell be cast
Then there'll be no more Bags and Bitches,
I'll know true love, at last
I open my heart
And a safe tumbler spins
To fashion my passion,
The cashin' begins
Lord, where's the will to just still,
Not fulfill all my sins..
I need the magic wand of witches
To wave until a spell is cast
So, there'll be no more Bags And Bitches,
I'll find true love, at last
I'm just a sucker for a pair
If I could learn to lock my britches,
I'd be a millionaire
I flaunt and fling, bling bling and riches
On every beauty I behold
I just may wind up diggin' ditches
With no more gold...
I open my heart,
And a safe tumbler spins
To fashion my passion
The cashin' begins
Lord, where's the will to just still,
Not fulfill, all these sins?
I seek the magic wand of witches,
To wave and let a spell be cast
Then there'll be no more Bags and Bitches,
I'll know true love, at last
I open my heart
And a safe tumbler spins
To fashion my passion,
The cashin' begins
Lord, where's the will to just still,
Not fulfill all my sins..
I need the magic wand of witches
To wave until a spell is cast
So, there'll be no more Bags And Bitches,
I'll find true love, at last
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Loved the movie...love the parody. "If I could learn to lock my britches" had me ROFL.
Stupendous work, AFW! Too many good lines to mention....555
What Dee and Kris said...555
Very well crafted.
yeah, the "lock my britches" was the best of several good lines...5s
Thanks, Dee, Kristof, Rick C, John, and Alvin
yes maybe you need 2 lock your britches my dear so bags 2 the bitches wont have 2 see your glitches.
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