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Song Parodies -> "Cachaça e horrível"

Original Song Title:

"Garota de Ipanema"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jobim

Parody Song Title:

"Cachaça e horrível"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Garota de Ipanema - the most well known elevator and/or phone wait music piece there must be. It just yells parodizing. Cachaça is the Brazilian equivalent of hooch, with little better taste than the Brazilian "gasohol" automotive fuel; I once made the mistake to taste cachaça. This is my first Latino music parody - forgive my clumsy Portuguese...
Degusta que coisa mais ruima
que feito de cana
É não e rum
senão cachaça
Não doce balanço
está em seu sabor...

Essa serve máis melhor
para combustível
de autocarro
Essa bebida é
totalmente
inútil que tomar...

Ah, porque estou tão sozinho
Ah, porque tudo é tão triste
Ah, a gastado são meus dinheiros
A deleito que não é só minha
não mais queria caipirinha...

Ah, eu queria cerveja
que tem sabor fria
O sabor de cachaça
não entrega alga graça
E fica bebidas
que são melhor...

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John Barry - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
My rudimentary Spanish got me through most of this. Buen trabajo.
John Barry - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
FILHO DA PUTA.

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