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Song Parodies -> "Thumper"

Original Song Title:

"Jumper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Third Eye Blind

Parody Song Title:

"Thumper"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I just wish you all missed Glastonbury
It could cut ties with all the lies you might've missed
And if you don't want to meet Mark Lamarr
He would understand
He would understand

My first time at Glastonbury
Was before it all went downhill
With all the pop acts of junk
I think it has become a waste
Bring back what it used to be like
And the Vans Warped tour

Cos everyone in college knows who I am yesteryear
Can you put 'Definitely Maybe' away

I wish you step on that hacienda my friend
Though I would understand
I wish you fools gold off my ass my friend
Though we didn't understand
If we did all the semi charmed life's
We would understand
We would understand

The over memoir civil play
I had written long before
Has been deleted for reasons
If I see a seizure tonight
I would be going home to Bolton
I know I used to be headed

But everyone knows how to put on a show
Boring out the youngsters
Requesting 'Cat Scratch Fever'

I wish they get off California my friend
How about a greyhound bus they used to buy
And how about the VH1 omnibuses
We would understand
Stand, stand, stand
We would understand
Oh, we would understand

(muffled):
I don't understand

I don't understand

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Can we put the Taylor Swift away

I wish you went back to Vancouver, my friend
I would understand
I wish you went back to Salford, my friend
I would understand
I wish you went back to Essex, my friend
I would understand
I wish you went back to Preston, my friend
I would understand
And, and, and, and
I would understand

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