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Song Parodies -> "On Top Of 300 Boy Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"On Top Of Old Smoky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Weavers

Parody Song Title:

"On Top Of 300 Boy Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song about the 300 boy scouts that came from the rare "Beat the Clock" broadcast that was originated in 1951, courtesy of George & Germaine Briant.
On top of 300 boy scouts
All covered with Roxanne
I get my elephants
For watchin' so slow

For showing off Roxanne (for showing off Roxanne)
But Carole is cool (but Carole is cool)
And the big loved Bud Collyer (and the big loved Bud Collyer)
Is better than a day (is better than a day)

A cheer will just hear you (a cheer will just hear you)
And take what you have (and take what you have)
But George & Germaine Briant (but George & Germaien Briant)
Will lead you to the views (will lead you to the views)

And the viewers will be helping you (and the viewers will help you)
Turn you to cheers (and turn you to cheers)
Not one boy in 300 hundred (not one boy in 300 hundred)
An elephant can trust (an elephant can trust)

How do!
They'll take a picture for us (they'll take a picture for us)
Tell you more scouts (and tell you more scouts)
Than viewers on a big set (than viewers on a big set)
Or the stars in the sky (or stars in the sky)

So come all you 300 boy scouts (come all you 300 boy scouts)
And listen to me (and listen to me)
Never place your loud cheering (never place your loud cheering)
On a larger audience (on a larger audience)

For the crowds they will look at (the crowds they will look at)
And scouts they will live (the scouts they will live)
You'll all be lost forever (you'll all be lost forever)
And never know why (and never know why)

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