Song Parodies -> My Hillbilly Things
| Original Song Title: | "My Favorite Things" |
| Original Performer: | The Sound Of Music |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Hillbilly Things" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Pick-ups on dirt roads, and money good riddance
Working with metals, and fingerless mittens
Big jugs of moonshine that's all I drink
These are a few of my hillbilly things
Dirt covered trailers and big dogs not poodles
Bad smells, and rebels, and NASCAR sports rules
Wild geese that die, that my hound dog brings
These are a few of a hick's favorite things
Girls in overall dresses, with car fixing wrenches
Milkshakes made with some Bud, from beer bashes
Runover roadkill with some chicken wings
These are a few of my white trash things
When raccoons bite
When the keg leaks
When I shot my dad
I simply remember my hillbilly things
And then I don't feel so bad
My pops tobacco and mullets on Texans
Crawdad cooked meals with all of the fixings
Watching my cousin in a G-Sting
These are a few of redneck hi-jinks
Green colored denchers, in bars for some pool
Hick towns, and Farm towns, and Strict Cell Block rules
Wild bucks that die used in taxidermy
These are a few of a hick's favorite things
Feuds that fight messes, over pond fishing status
RVs that stay on cinder blocks after crashes
Woodcutting splinters that turn lime green
These are a few of my hillbilly things
When raccoons bite
When the keg leaks
When I shot my dad
I simply remember my hillbilly things
And then I don't feel so bad
Working with metals, and fingerless mittens
Big jugs of moonshine that's all I drink
These are a few of my hillbilly things
Dirt covered trailers and big dogs not poodles
Bad smells, and rebels, and NASCAR sports rules
Wild geese that die, that my hound dog brings
These are a few of a hick's favorite things
Girls in overall dresses, with car fixing wrenches
Milkshakes made with some Bud, from beer bashes
Runover roadkill with some chicken wings
These are a few of my white trash things
When raccoons bite
When the keg leaks
When I shot my dad
I simply remember my hillbilly things
And then I don't feel so bad
My pops tobacco and mullets on Texans
Crawdad cooked meals with all of the fixings
Watching my cousin in a G-Sting
These are a few of redneck hi-jinks
Green colored denchers, in bars for some pool
Hick towns, and Farm towns, and Strict Cell Block rules
Wild bucks that die used in taxidermy
These are a few of a hick's favorite things
Feuds that fight messes, over pond fishing status
RVs that stay on cinder blocks after crashes
Woodcutting splinters that turn lime green
These are a few of my hillbilly things
When raccoons bite
When the keg leaks
When I shot my dad
I simply remember my hillbilly things
And then I don't feel so bad
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Some excellent lines and some a bit irregular. Overall very, very good though.
Hot dang! funny stuff!...Let's see Paw...how many fangers on wun hand?..oh yeah, fives!
A bit more polish on this thang and it'd be a hoot and a half.
had to give ya a 4-5-4...very funny but the pacing was off a little
That was a funny one...I think you got the terms nailed down. :-)
Boy Howdy! Thank y'all ever'one fer postin' y'alls fives N' stuff.
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