Well, EmiLoca, on my "Sacred Knife" parody, you said that I had angered Quetzalcoatl, and that he will now send feathered serpents to rip my flesh.

So, today, on your parody I say.....Touche!

5-1-5 for angering Qabbalists, who will now send a "golem" to rip YOUR flesh!

Cripes, I didn't think about that. I rather like my flesh. Thanks for the comment and the vote (I'll be expecting many more of those "1"s in humor - who's the sadist freak who voted "5" for funny?!?).

Gee whiz, Emi, I HAD to comment and vote, after you associated your new parody to me by name both here AND on the message-board ... That "5" for "How Funny" might not be from a sadist freak, it might just be from somebody who prefers to change "How Funny" to "How Profound" when a seriously grim parody like this one appears.

I hope there are no hard feelings for my own decision to go with a "1" in the "How Funny" category .... at least I am signing my name honestly and openly to my "1" vote in "How Funny", unlike some cowards who vote 1's and don't own up to it!

Actually, the "sadist freak" statement was a stab at my friend who, just now on IM, told me that she voted 5-5-5 on this (she's not the type who leaves comments, and that angers Me, who will now send her ensuing spam).

And soft feelings all the way!

Okay. Although this comes from the girl who giggles whenever one uses the word "come" in casual speech, I think "soft feelings all the way" was terrible word choice on my part for obvious reasons. I hereby change that to "No offense taken".

And I take no offense at your soft feelings, my brilliant & sharp-keyboarded parody-writing-colleague!

Emi-- Great as always.! And thanks for your kind comments on my submission today!

This ditty had me goose-stepping all around the room! 5-4-4!