-> "The Halo Lament"
Original Song Title:
"Beep Beep"
Parody Song Title:
"The Halo Lament"
Parody Written by:
John Moralis
The Lyrics
While playing online Halo 2,
Master Chief got shot.
When I came back to life, he killed me again
And annoyed me quite a lot.
I guess he had some sort of grudge against me,
Cause it happened several times more. (BANG BANG!)
He got the rest of my team and I realized
as I hit the floor:
He cheats!
He cheats!
The stupid hacker cheats!
I began to use my cover well
To hide from this great shot.
But even from behind a wall
A bullet was all I got.
That proved that he was using some kind of cheat
(what bullet can go through a wall?)
I'll have to try and get him first
before he makes me fall.
He cheats!
He cheats!
I can't believe he cheats!
I infiltrated Cheater's base
and hunted for the cad.
But I couldn't find him -
I realized I'd been had!
So I turned around and there he was
With a pistol in my face.
I stood stock still and then he paused -
Reloading, just in case.
He cheats!
He cheats!
He simply can't be beat!
Suddenly I broke away
and ran to escape his wrath!
But he took a shortcut
and jumped right in my path!
I looked around but to my dismay
There was nowhere left to run!
As he carefully aimed right at me
I figured I was done.
He cheats!
He cheats!
I'm on the edge of my seat!
Now I'm up against the wall
I guess this is the end!
As he points the gun at me
I call out for my friends!
But he hasn't yet fired
I wonder what he's done?
He says, "Hey what is the button that
Makes you fire your gun?"
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