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Song Parodies -> "The Jesus Christ March"

Original Song Title:

"The Mickey Mouse March"

Original Performer:

The Mickey Mouse Club

Parody Song Title:

"The Jesus Christ March"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Hey, kids! Are you still confused about that old Pledge of Allegiance issue? Have debates about God left you struggling with "doubts" or "concerns" or "thoughts"? Shucks - it's all quite simple, really! Come on - sing along!
Who's the boss of manger, cross, and Sea of Galilee?
J-E-S-
U-S C-
H-R-I-S-T!

Allah? Krishna? Buddha? Who's our fav-rite deity?
J-E-S-
U-S C-
H-R-I-S-T!

Jesus Christ - JEEE-ZUS CHRIST!
Jesus Christ - COMING TWICE!
We'll never ever take his name in vain - LORD! GOD! NO!

Sacrifishty Eucharishty Eschatology
J-E-S-
U-S C-
H-R-I-S-T!

[Ritardando]

We're One Nation Under God and guess which God it be?
J-E-S- (es muy apocaliptico!)
U-S C- (si, Senor!)
H-R-I-S-T!
Now teach this to your heathen friends!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Royce Miller - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for standing up for the down-trodden heathen everywhere; they won't be stifling our free speech, will they? I like your guts, Claude.
Phil Alexander - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
"We'll never ever take his name in vain - LORD! GOD! NO!" - ROFL
Claude Prez - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce but I only wish I could take credit for this one. I came thisclose to submitting mine in the monkey room today. I have a pretty good idea who it is though (duh). Spectacular stuff Monkeys.
Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Who filled up the monkey room and taught them typistry?
C-L-A-
U-D-E
4-P-R-E-Z!
... - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent! Perfect score!
Michael Pacholek - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
A five for guts, but a one for taste! Forgive him, Father, for he knows not what he does!
Static - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
now there's one for an amiright award. as usual, c4p, you pull one off with only the uproarious stuff that a ten-and-a-half year old could do. 5-5-5.
Static - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
no, wait, too bad we can't vote for 6's... then it'd be a 666. lol
John Harvey - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious! All 5's you crazy pagan, you!
Billy Florio - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job
Just One of the Monkeys - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx, Royce & Philbo & Spaff & Ellipsis & Michael (kind of) & Static & Harv & BF. And thanks most of all to the big man upstairs, i.e., Claude.
Me - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
What is wrong with you? You make jokes about things you don't believe in, but other people take very, very seriously. I have a feeling you're mostly a bunch of little baby teenagers who haven't matured yet.....and probably never will. GROW UP.
Phil Alexander - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Me - you mean we'd have to believe in something before we can make jokes about it? Hmm... that'd be really hard. I'll have you know I'm not a little baby teenager, but a thirty-something who hasn't matured yet, and is kind of hoping he never will. After all, if being mature means leaving pathetic anonymous messages, I'm immature and proud of it.
Adagio - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, you were assuming in your answer to the person named 'me'. What he/she said was not to poke fun at things that OTHER people take seriously, not meaning that you had to believe in them..just respect them.
Static - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
responding to that guy up there who calls himself "Me"- most of us are teenagers!
... - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Except for me. I'm in my 20s.
nally (responding to ...'s comment) - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Me too. I'm 23.
nally - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way, I give a perfect score.
The Great Karlando - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Im 23, and I say this was friggin awesome! For what it's worth, anyway.
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Adagio, I hear what you're saying, but don't agree: there's lots of things that some people will take seriously - sex, politics, bowel movements, you name it. If you think about it, that's where a lot of humour comes from - if there wasn't somebody to think "this ain't funny", then it simply wouldn't *be* funny. What I don't understand is why some religious people think their all-singing all-dancing all-knowing all-powerful God just can't take a joke.
Spaff.com - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Me: Your question is answered in the statement immediately following it. :-) Actually, this parody is not an expression of disbelief in God or Christianity; it was written more as a lampoon of the superiority complex common among true believers of nearly any faith. ("I'm right. God agrees. Case closed.")
Spaff.com - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Philbo:
Spaff's First Rule of Humor: "It's OK to make fun of anything EXCEPT THE STUFF *I* LIKE."
Static - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
i've been singing this to myself so much, but I forgot Krishna, so I replaced it with Saddam... we learned one thing in social studies this year: Saddam is Iraq's religious leader.
Bob Gomez - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, and their theme song is "Keep On The Sunni Side of Life." Excellent parody, BTW. I can imagine a roomful of copycats on the way. d;:^)
Billy Florio - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Me: Not everyone here are teenagers...many here are quite old ;-) ....anyway, Static, Saddam is not really Iraqs religious leader, Iraq was a secular nation, so the church had nothing to do with the state
Static - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
uh... yes he is. he's the caliph. i checked it.
Phil Alexander - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
He's a secular leader who "found" Islam as a way of getting some of the more credulous elements in the middle east to think of him as a hero protecting them against the West: it would be a bit like GWB declaring himself an archbishop...
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a recently retired teenager (turned 20 in august) a devout follower and believer of the lord Jesus Christ. and I still thought this was great. Free speech is a hot issue, everyone can relate. Funny how the "teenagers" of the site were able to see the satire and humor and the all-omnipotent Mr. Me wasn't.
Billy Florio - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
If Saddam was the religious leader then the nation would be a theocracy, which it isnt.....Iraq was a secular nation....beleive me, I took enough courses on the Modern middle east to know this....
Static - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
well ok. my social studies teacher isn't the best anyway.
Me - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You're all a bunch of dorks. This parody was pretty well written though. So I guess I have to give it a bit of credit afterall. The real reason I took offense is becuase the Mickey Mouse club was one of my favorite shows and I just couldn't handle the thought of it being abused
Static - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
well, commenter who calls yourself "Me" (had to avert confusion, sorry...), i can't think of any time i've seen mickey mouse actually being abused. but the club might be, just due to justin timbelake, which sucks, cause there was a lot more to the old show, which i saw a few times.
neminem - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Amusingly enough, on the subject of not being able to handle favorite songs being abused: one of my friends told me it just wasn't cool to mess with anything by the Beatles :-). And I think most of us here have done THAT. So basically what that says is: don't take offense that easily.
neminem - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah. Also, 5/5/5
Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Belated thanks to nally & Karlando & B-Go & Stretch Armstrong & "Me" & neminem. And Claude, especially, for your indulgence.
Mel Gibson - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
OK if I use this in my "Passion" soundtrack?
Spaff.com - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure thing, Mel.
Robert J. Pagliaro - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Just saw this because of the comments. Very clever piece of work. There's a website called "Parodeity" or "Parodeities" (something close to that) - which posts both pro and anti-Christian parodies (they list some works from this site). Anyway, this should be there if it isn't already.
Mr. X - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect score! I'm 24, by the way.
EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Uproariously funny. Throughout the parody, the image of Annette Funicello marching around, dressed as Mary Magdalene, kept flitting through my mind. Clever, but the type of thing you wish you would have come up with FIRST. 5-5-5
Spaff.com - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, X and Emi l'oca, both for your comments and for resurrecting this.

RJP: Just saw your note. Thanx - I'll check that out.
Ordained Deacon (Presbyterian) - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Even I think this is funny. LORD! GOD! NO! cracked me up. I actually didn't find this disrespectful at all. Irreverent, but not disrespectful.
WhizkidF - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave you all 5's because I'm a Christian!
Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Your Ordainedness. (Sorry - I'm not sure what the appropriate title is for a Presbyterian Deacon.) And WhizkidF: Thanx for your Christian charity.
... - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! This parody's been on the site a whole year now! I'm replacing my vote, since the ballot box seems to have gotten emptied.
Just One of the Monkeys - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Belated thanx, Ellipsis.
Ellipsis - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Yer welcome. By the way, I was 23 when I first commented on this, and now I am 24...but I'll be 25 in about a month and a half.

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