-> "Ast'roids"
Original Song Title:
"Raw Hide"
Original Performer:
Theme from "Raw Hide" TV show
Parody Song Title:
"Ast'roids"
The Lyrics
Zoomin'. zoomin', zoomin',
Out in space, they're loomin',
Bad news for each human..
Ast'roids!
Snappin' their pics from Hubble
Five hundred mile wide rubble
There could be trouble on the way
The scientists are statin'
And experts calculatin'
With earth, may be collidin' some day
Shoot a craft..out in space,
Head 'em off,..move 'em out,
Bust 'em up..nuke 'em now
Ast'roids!
Don't delay,..trust to luck
Wait around..till we're stuck
Cannot just..pass the buck,
Ast'roids!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin'. rollin', rollin'
Rollin'. rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin',
Ast'roids!
Trav'lin', trav'lin', trav'lin'
Supersonic jav'lins
Life could be unrav'lin'
Ast'roids!
Sometime in the future
Giant rocks could scoot your
Big ass and mine right off the map..
Their's one as large as Texas,
I think it's named Alexis,
Let's pray there..will be no such mishap...
Shoot a ray...knock 'em down
Save the world...and each town
Change their course...spin 'em 'round..
Ast'roids!
Like a film.. "98"
Drill a hole...detonate
If all fails...evacuate
Ast'roids!
They're movin', movin', movin'
In orbits they're groovin'
That thought ain't too soothin'
Ast'roids!
It's hard to understand 'em
Can't someone ride and land 'em
Out on the desert countryside
We just can't sit here waitin'
Huge rocks are congregatin'
Let's make warning scouts out of the "boids"
Ast'roids!
Ast'troids!
Ast'troids!
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