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Song Parodies -> "Weddings Are So Cruel!"
Original Song Title:
"Getting To Know You"
Original Performer:
'The King And I' Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Weddings Are So Cruel!"
Parody Written by:
Alissa Williams
The Lyrics
I am tired of women braying about all the men they've caught,
How they've stood before three preachers, while I've stood before naught.
As a spinster, I've been burning like a slice of blackened toast,
For I long to be a sexpert, but I can't even get close...
Weddings are so cruel...
Weddings are so cruel --
When they're not all about YOU!
Weddings are spiteful --
Oh why does Cupid spite me?
Weddings are so cruel --
When they're all bouquet and rice-y
Girlfriends invite me... to torture me!
Weddings are so cruel --
When I attend, people tease me:
Why am I single?
Could it be that I am gay?
And then I notice,
Suddenly I feel uneasy --
Because of all the ribbing and abuse
People always dump on you
Wedding day!
How they've stood before three preachers, while I've stood before naught.
As a spinster, I've been burning like a slice of blackened toast,
For I long to be a sexpert, but I can't even get close...
Weddings are so cruel...
Weddings are so cruel --
When they're not all about YOU!
Weddings are spiteful --
Oh why does Cupid spite me?
Weddings are so cruel --
When they're all bouquet and rice-y
Girlfriends invite me... to torture me!
Weddings are so cruel --
When I attend, people tease me:
Why am I single?
Could it be that I am gay?
And then I notice,
Suddenly I feel uneasy --
Because of all the ribbing and abuse
People always dump on you
Wedding day!
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This was really good, Alissa...and deserving of more votes! I've got a parody on the same song coming up...555
Good one, but there is an up side to being single.
Luv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel this way if my BFF got married.I be yelling lots of dirty words at the people who teased me and I would be so mad I'd act like Kramer at the comedy club.
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