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Song Parodies -> "S-P-A-M ( Sex Posts Adult Mail )"

Original Song Title:

"W-P-L-J ( White Port Lemon Juice )"

Original Performer:

The Four Dueces

Parody Song Title:

"S-P-A-M ( Sex Posts Adult Mail )"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

A Classic by The For Dueces and cover by Frank Zappa and Daryl Hall.

I say S-P-A-M, everyday in my mailbox
S-P-A-M, those messages I can't block
Well all these hard Viagra ads
Are really getting me so mad
( So mad, so mad, so mad )

It's constantly insane, my inbox's not the same
Of all these ads trying to increase my membrane
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Helping my erectile fail

S is for the sex
P is for the posts
A is for the adult stuff
Of all the M mail I get the most

Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
To help with my erectile fail

Sex Solo

I don't get any e-mails, from people that I know
I only get those ads that help my penis grow
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
To help with my erectile fail

As hard as I dump, my wife saves them and wish
That one day my stump, will be a sperm whale penis
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
Sex Posts Adult Mail
To help with my erectile fail


Fade and Peter Out

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Old Man Ribber - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Dan - Help! Smiling Bob is trying hijack my computer! Fine job. This one kind of grows on you. ;D

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