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Song Parodies -> "I Only Have Thighs For Two"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes For You"

Original Performer:

The Flamingos

Parody Song Title:

"I Only Have Thighs For Two"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

My appetite is like a vacuum
It sucks up anything in view

Did I just eat a bull?
I don't know if I'm hungry or full
I left some french fries for you, dear

Moon's dwarfed by my butt
And I can't see a thing past my gut
Cause I eat enough pies for two

Even when I am walking solo
It's like a crowded avenue

I must fly
To Spokane
And I rented each seat on the plane
So I'd have enough room, plus crew
Cause I only have thighs for two

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AFW - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Good job...and you're right in my ballpark, here...the old songs
Porfle Popnecker - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! I fell in love with this song when they used it in "The Right Stuff."

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