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Song Parodies -> "I Have Two Black Eyes From You"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes For You"

Original Performer:

The Flamingos

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Two Black Eyes From You"

Parody Written by:

Yolanda DeByle

The Lyrics

My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anything; it’s true.
And dear, I wonder if you find love
A great big disillusion too

Are my scars still a fright?
I don't think that they’ll heal by tonight.
My bruises are black and blue, Dear.

Though you may be high
Still I can't see a thing and here’s why;
‘Cause I Have Two Black Eyes From You.

I don't know if you’re worth a pardon,
Or if I should find someone new

You are queer
So am I
If you hit me again I’ll turn "bi",
But I’ll find someone I can screw.
And then no more Black Eyes from You.

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Old Man Ribber - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
You can top this, but you can't "beat" it! 5-5-5 ;D

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