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Song Parodies -> "Bye Bye Grub"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Love"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Bye Bye Grub"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

bye bye grub...bye bye heaviness
hello watercress
i think i'm a-gonna try-y

bye bye grub...bye bye pudginess
hello eatin' less
i feel like pounds could fly-y
bye bye to grub goodbye-ye

my diet lately...been something new
been eatin' crappy...and how i grew
i'll diet, baby..till i am slim
goodbye to large pants...i'm gettin' trim

bye bye grub...bye bye beefiness
hello healthfulness
i think i'm gonna try-y

bye bye grub...bye bye huskiness
hello shapeliness
i feel like i'll miss pie-ie
bye bye to grub goodbye-ye

i will take a tough stance...though, its food i love
i'm calorie countin'...no more bad stuff
and here's the reason......obesity !
i'm so tired, baby...of the man i see

bye bye grub...bye bye piggishness
hello cheerfulness
i think i'm gonna try-y

bye bye grub...bye bye puffiness
hello happiness
i feel like i'll get by-y
bye bye to grub goodbye-ye
bye bye to grub goodbye-ye
bye bye to grub goodbye-ye


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Adagio - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! 5's
Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
that's 3x5...no, not 5 courses, ya fat bastard!! :-D
Red Neck Mother - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Eat some 5's. No calories!:-D
Johnny D - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, this parody is full of advice I should take. 555
alvin rhodes - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you adagio, kristof, red neck and johnny
Meriadoc - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Somehow I was expecting a missing larva.... ;-D
John Barry - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Phat! Phives.

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