Song Parodies -> Devoted To Glue
| Original Song Title: | "Devoted To You" |
| Original Performer: | The Everly Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Devoted To Glue" |
| Parody Written by: | Timmy1000 |
Smoking weed is not for me
Heroin, nor the big "C"
I have been, I'll always be
Devoted to glue.
I'll sniff more of Elmer's kind,
Crazy glue, nostrils will bind,
Gorilla, you know that I'm
Devoted to glue
I won't desert you, I'll never try,
I'll sever brains so few,
I'll never live a season, I'll die
I'll be slaphappy, you would be too.
Screw the beers, my life is low,
Like my liver, it will go,
I will die because I'm so
Devoted to glue.
I won't desert you, I'll never try,
I'll sever brains so few,
I'll never live a season, I'll die
I'll be slaphappy, you would be too.
Screw the beers, my life is low,
Like my liver, it will go,
I will die because I'm so
Devoted to glue.
Heroin, nor the big "C"
I have been, I'll always be
Devoted to glue.
I'll sniff more of Elmer's kind,
Crazy glue, nostrils will bind,
Gorilla, you know that I'm
Devoted to glue
I won't desert you, I'll never try,
I'll sever brains so few,
I'll never live a season, I'll die
I'll be slaphappy, you would be too.
Screw the beers, my life is low,
Like my liver, it will go,
I will die because I'm so
Devoted to glue.
I won't desert you, I'll never try,
I'll sever brains so few,
I'll never live a season, I'll die
I'll be slaphappy, you would be too.
Screw the beers, my life is low,
Like my liver, it will go,
I will die because I'm so
Devoted to glue.
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made me feel all woozy
*imitates Cartman* Now that's what I call a sticky situation... 5-5-5
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