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Song Parodies -> "All I Get To Do Is Clean ( The Modern Day Cinderella's Lament)"
Original Song Title:
"All I Have To Do Is Dream"
Original Performer:
The Everley Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"All I Get To Do Is Clean ( The Modern Day Cinderella's Lament)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins And Daughter Heather
The Lyrics
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
when I get through ( clean clean)
I'll be old
and wrinkled too (clean clean)
the tidy bowl,
is calling me always,
all I get to do,
is clee-ee-ee-eeeeeeeeen
the floor is cold, every night,
I just can't clean, clean it right,
my evil old step mom always yells to me
just clea-ee-ee-eeen
I use oil of pine, javex every time,
spot remover, night and day,
only trouble is, gee whiz,
my dalmation just wore away
I need mops, so that I can wipe
the spilled milk spots, half eaten tripe,
whatever they dropped here, all I get to do is clean
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
I use oil of pine, javex every time,
spot remover, night and day,
only trouble is, gee whiz,
my dalmation just wore away
I need mops, so that I can wipe
the spilled milk spots, half eaten tripe,
whatever they dropped here, all I get to do is clean
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
clean clean clee-een
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
when I get through ( clean clean)
I'll be old
and wrinkled too (clean clean)
the tidy bowl,
is calling me always,
all I get to do,
is clee-ee-ee-eeeeeeeeen
the floor is cold, every night,
I just can't clean, clean it right,
my evil old step mom always yells to me
just clea-ee-ee-eeen
I use oil of pine, javex every time,
spot remover, night and day,
only trouble is, gee whiz,
my dalmation just wore away
I need mops, so that I can wipe
the spilled milk spots, half eaten tripe,
whatever they dropped here, all I get to do is clean
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
I use oil of pine, javex every time,
spot remover, night and day,
only trouble is, gee whiz,
my dalmation just wore away
I need mops, so that I can wipe
the spilled milk spots, half eaten tripe,
whatever they dropped here, all I get to do is clean
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
clee-ee-ee-ee-een
clean clean clee-een
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Wickedly good! Nice job, Malcolm and Heather.
Very nicely written! I give it a perfect score! Excellent job!
Super! Are you sure this isn't Diva's Lament... LOL!
Great job! 555! What is " javex " ?
Is this the first parody with your daughter? In any case, this is a nice composition and a great skill to teach a child for the future!
The dalmation line was very clever!
Malc, you and your clever daughter get a clean sweep. 5-5-5
i laughed at the dalmatian line, too.....good one......5s
daddy and I have done this before... either he took the credit or I did. Thanks for the votes!
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