Song Parodies -> Fresh Order #9
| Original Song Title: | "Love Potion #9" |
| Original Performer: | The Clovers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fresh Order #9" |
| Parody Written by: | Ann Hammond |
Can't bowl as well as I did at youth
A 37 if you want the truth
Ruth's at an alley on 34th and Vine
Adding stuff in pizzas called Fresh Order #9
I told her that I wasn't getting hits
I couldn't find a way to spare my splits
She lifted a glass and she drank a little wine
She said What you need is Fresh Order # 9
Put glass down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna mix some stuff right here in the sink
The pizza smelled real good and faster then you can blink
Opened the box, I took a slice--my teeth did sink!
I didn't know which numbered lane was right
I started hitting every pin in sight
But when I got to lanes numbered 34 and 5
Steve dumped all that was left of Fresh Order #9
A 37 if you want the truth
Ruth's at an alley on 34th and Vine
Adding stuff in pizzas called Fresh Order #9
I told her that I wasn't getting hits
I couldn't find a way to spare my splits
She lifted a glass and she drank a little wine
She said What you need is Fresh Order # 9
Put glass down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna mix some stuff right here in the sink
The pizza smelled real good and faster then you can blink
Opened the box, I took a slice--my teeth did sink!
I didn't know which numbered lane was right
I started hitting every pin in sight
But when I got to lanes numbered 34 and 5
Steve dumped all that was left of Fresh Order #9
I think I still can bowl as well as I use to. I never was that great, but I don't think I was bad.
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thanks for the tip...pizza improves one's bowling...whodathunk ?
This bowled me over.
Thanks alvin and John B
Hey Ann H! I love any parody that is to do with pizzas! I must admit I DKTOS but I really like the content.
Thanks for stopping by Jason. I think I first heard this from the Beach Boys. Apparently this is a 50's song that has been covered by quite a few bands.
I've heard of Bowling For Soup, Ann...but Bowling For Pizza? Fun parody of a cool old tune. 555
Thanks Kristof
the best split you made here was on my side... laughing.. nice job
Thanks malcolm
(puff, puff, puff) Just catching up. This pizza bowl in motion is stronger than any love potion! 555
I liked it!! Very clever. I like parodies about pizza as well (and I also like to eat it), since I'm Italian. 5-5-5 :)
Thank s Yoidy hmmm, "Poetry In Motion" Pizza Bowl In Motion Thanks Serafina. I'm not italian, but some sort of mix of Portiquise and indian. I'm a California born tomato sauce sucking Annpire.
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