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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Spider-Man"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Spider-Man"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug)

Mr. Spider-Man shoot me a web
(Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug)
Make it the strongest to hold a machine
(Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug)
Give him some biceps like Arnold Schwarzenegger
(Bug, Bug, Bug)
And tell him that Mary Jane's constantly in danger.
Spider-Man, I'm so alone
The Osborn's experiment has been blown
Please web swing and save me
Mr. Spider-Man, tell me your scheme

(Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug)

Mr. Spider-Man, getting called by a scream
To save the day from that Goblin that's Green
Give them the word that his other self is a reporter
Then tell him that all his date nights are over
Spider-Man, I'm not alone
Now that Norman's plan has blown
So please come and save me
Mr. Spider-Man, swing me a seam

(Bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug)

Mr. Spider-Man
(Male Voice: Yesss)
Come and save me
Give him a spider sense with a physic-like gleam
Give him a dorky costume that's tight in the crotchie
And give bad guys a scare like Jackson, Mikey
Mr. Spider-Man someone that's bold (Someone that's bold)
He killed Norman; Harry's dad had to be scold
So he got rid of that metal dork that was green
Mr. Spider-Man save us, save, save, save us
Mr. Spider-Man is on the big screens

(Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug, Bug)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Matthias...the pacing seemed quite a bit off..and although rhyming is not a voting category, a lack of rhyme on some lines detracted from the quality. Some funny lines, though. 344
Rose faery - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
So what does Arnold Schwartzeneggar have to do with Spiderman? Laterz.

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