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Song Parodies -> "Bring Me Their Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Down Your Arms"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Bring Me Their Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about how to bring them their scouts who had enjoyed from the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast everybody will see.
My boy scout is a bander
As scouting as can be
But suddenly they watch him
Away across the town

So patiently I looked
Until his scouts was due
Then wrote and said "My darling,
I'll tell you what to do"

Come to the big set
Jump from the clock
Watch Beat the Clock
Down Roxanne's lane
Then in the time where Bud Collyer came in
Bring me their scouts (Bring me their scouts)
Bring me their scouts and looking it up to theirs

A boy scout is a boy scout
And when he's on elephants
An order is an order
And has to be obeyed

You've got to do your duty
Wherever you may be
And now you're the elephants
To hurry home to me

Come to the big set
Jump from the clock
Watch Beat the Clock
Down Roxanne's lane
Then in the time where Bud Collyer came in
Bring me their scouts (Bring me their scouts)
Bring me their scouts and looking it up to theirs

The boy who loves the elephants
Is either cool or good
'Cause first of all he's with her
And then Bud's far away
But boy scouts have their duty
To answer to the call
And that is why I'm calling
The loudest of them all

Come to the big set
Jump from the clock
Watch Beat the Clock
Down Roxanne's lane
Then in the time where Bud Collyer came in
Bring me their scouts (Bring me their scouts)
Bring me their scouts and looking it up to theirs

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RobertRabbit666 - May 07, 2023 - Report this comment
This is absolutely brilliant! You are one of the best ever authors to ever grace this site! 555s all round!

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