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Song Parodies -> "Donkey Kong"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Donkey Kong"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Uh oh, Pauline has been kidnapped by a big, giant ape! It's up to Jumpman now to save the princess, in this smashing 1981 game that started the whole Nintendo empire.
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, oh Donkey, Donkey Donkey
(repeat 2x)
Donkey Kong (sfx: DK jump)

Ba boom boom boom

Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, oh Donkey Donkey Donkey
(repeat 2x)
Donkey Kong (sfx: jumping over barrel)

Call this monkey Donkey Kong
Tell you why
He kidnapped the princess right on up to the sky
It's up to Mario to stop his dance
1 quarter gives you a chance

To play some
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, oh Donkey Donkey Donkey
(repeat 2x)
Donkey Kong (sfx: jumping over barrel)

Moving around on a stick
Obstacles to jump in time
If I had a hammer
That would be my pick
To knock barrels one at a time

Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, oh Donkey Donkey Donkey
(repeat 2x)
Donkey Kong (sfx: jumping over barrel)

Angry when he's stomping
tell you why
I'm rescuing my girlfriend from the sky
Then i'll say goodbye to that giant ape
GEE, DONKEY KONG IS GREAT!

The game is...
Donkey Kong Donkey Kong, Oh Donkey Donkey Donkey
(repeat 2x)
Donkey Kong (sfx: DK atari 2600 death sound)

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... - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Serafina - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody! I think you did a great job parodying this song; even though I don't play much video games, I thought it was kinda cute.
Mr. X - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! It was fun to sing along to. :) :)
Andrea Huckstep - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody

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