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Song Parodies -> "Clannerpoop"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Clannerpoop"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Mr Blamber, Blamber
Ahhhh

Mr. Goobert
Lend me your poop
Eat some ice cream
And then a moop

Give me the lips of a wolverine
And then eat a pile of grapes

Mr. Jewman
I smell a rat
My, you're looking quite fat
I hate to fart, so avert your ears
And then tickle a monkey

Mr. Mklo
Teach me to fish
I don't take no mish
Give me a smile
Or a frown
And we will live upside down

Mr. Hambler, Hambler, Goo.....

Hey Mr. Monkeyz
I'm still alone
You no bring me a camera phone

Please turn on your magic bean

Mr. Dean, bring me
Please, please, pleasey
Mr. Noggin, bring me some peas!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 128

Voting Breakdown

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Judge Dredd - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
You're either a demented genius or an idiot savant without the savant part--
bRain Man - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Genius or idiot? I vote the latter.
??? - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
This isn't even a coherent stream of thought.
Norby - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
That was amazing! Bravo!
refRain, Man - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Genius or idiot? I'm with bRain Man.
Harold - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, that was quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever read.
???? - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, Harold, you are quite possibly the most easily entertained person I have ever heard of.
Jimmy - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
AMAZING! Bravo! Pure genius!
Maya - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, that was really funny!
Matt - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Terrific! Bravo! Pure genius!
YouB - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
That was the greatest thing ever...
Jim's Master - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Hahaha, that was amazingly funny.
Noah - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
That. Was. Amazing!
Williw - January 31, 2015 - Report this comment
F'ing fantastic!
Brian - February 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh good lord. How can I even ... ? I mean. Love the first 2 stanzas, just so incredibly off-center. The rest of it seems to go awry, though, and the pacing is, well, nonexistent. 1-4-2
Gracey The Pacey - June 10, 2015 - Report this comment
... BEST. PARODY EVER!!!!!!!!! 555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purple People Eatter - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Fantastico!
Adam - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Unprecedented humor, 555!!!
Jason Strickland - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Makes my heart soar and my butt fart! 5-5-5!
Kenny - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Wow! Blown away! Three fivers! Security Code is 'ELL!!!
Marc PB - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Would you sing this at my wedding? I'll pay you 555 dollars!
The Doctor is In - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Someone sign this guy to an Interscope contract immediately! We need a new pop star in the paranoid schizophrenic pop dance-trance-hallacuinagenitive sub-genre! 555 mg Thorazine and a pen!!! Get Mr. Fuccerman a pet monkey and a bowl of peas! "Clannerpoop" is going platinum!!!
Neal - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
This is absolutely the most incredible parody I have ever read. A feast for the eyes! Triple 5s!!!
Shady Grady - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
An inspiration to us all! Live long and get back to writing more parodies!
Mr. Goobert - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
There's a difference between calculated nonsense and gibberish like yours. I hope you find the following advice useful: Eat some ice cream and then a moop.
@Goobert - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Ever hear of abstract art, you cretin? Leave HF alone! He has the right to express himself as he pleases. I like this BECAUSE it's bizarre and unpredictable! 555!
Observer - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
For the record, this is no more incomprehensible than much of what Mr. Barry turns out on a regular basis!
STFU Goobert - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody is so good it feels as if I have touched the face of God!!! 555,000,000 points!!!
Lurker - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
The only A**hole here is you Mr. Goobert. Go F yourself, outlier.
Mr. Goobert - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
STFU Goobert, aka Rob, give it a rest, shut your stupid gob, and tickle a monkey! Lurker, ever since you scampered out of the shadows, I smell a rat.
Ben - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Why all the controversy over this parody? It can be viewed as expressive or incoherent. Both are valid comments. I personally think it is up to the rater. It is, however, drawing lots of attention. Take a look at the comments and hits. Why this has been resurrected for 2015 is beyond me.
Outlier #2 - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey lurking Rob, fang an zu leben.
Attention All Pseudonyms - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
F Y'all
Mr. Hambler, Hambler, Goo - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I agree with ???, sender of the third comment. Mindless, lazy stream of consciousness.
Hold Up - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Wait a minute! Mister Sandman is about the dream state. Dreams get pretty weird and wild at times. I think Harold is taking us into the unconscious mind with this masterpiece. 555 for his imagination!!! Splendid!
Outlier's Observer - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Du bist gestört, Herr Outlier #2!
Bystander - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I've never seen such a large amount of comments over such an idiotic parody! Good heavens!
Marc - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This could be Rand Paul's theme song!
Good Golly! - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Moop and mish exist. The former stands for Matter Out Of Place and Mish is traditional Egyptian cheese!
Leslie - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Maybe Harold is a twisted Dr. Suess! You never know!
Jed - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Simply irresistible, or is it irresponsible? 5-5-5!
Fred - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This is mind boggling!!! When will the back and forth frothing communication end?
Max - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Isn't this the national anthem of North Korea?
Mighty Jim - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Filled with underlying genius! Evocative. Colorful and creative. 555!
Kenneth Bell - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Absolutely the best song ever!!!!!!!!!!
Rollo Jones - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't be haters y'all. Fuccerman is down. This is for real!
Art - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Best parody ever!!!
Jacob - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I think this is a very subversive attempt to get people to consume ice cream, grapes, fish, and peas! All other lyrical content is superfluous. After reading this, I cooked some battered Icelandic cod served with mushy peas, ate some grapes, and had a fine dessert of Butter Pecan icecream. Needless to say, but I took a poop! Coincidence? I don't think so!!!
Monty - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I busted a gut laughing! 555!!!
Larry - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I busted my eyesight reading this!
Justin - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Bewildering, yet funny! 5s
Trish Howell - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Cute, in a disturbingly simplistic fashion!
Jeff - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
This should be a children's book!!!
Rob Arndt - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I had to do a parody of this. Been a long time. As for content, I agree that it works in its own way. Caught my attention. Even Fack Sabbath with all his Fs and Sh-te produced a few masterpieces!
Jed - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I am taking a poop as I read this. Now all I need is some ice cream and then a moop! 555 strains on the toilet!
Jerry Schaecher - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Insane but cool!
Nelson - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Thus is absolutely top drawer! 555!
Barry - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
A mystery and a masterpiece! Go HF!!!
Mirna - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Mr Jewman is offensive. How is this overlooked?
Iggy - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Wickedly funny! 5s!
Jordan - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Brilliant concept and execution! All 5s!!!
Brendt - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Stupendous... or is that stupid? 555 anyway!
Jimbo - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment
The work of a Master...Masturbator! Mental midget!
Janet - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Beyond comprehension, mental quicksand! 555 ways to rate this!
Jen - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
HF, we love u!!! 5s
This is crazy! - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Who would have believed that this silly parody would have gotten 70 5s and over 900 hits!
Frank - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Apparently you did, because you had to comment on it!!!
Rodger - October 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Pure genius!
Orange Parrot - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Forget the peas, this made me hungry for ice cream! 555!
Grant - October 04, 2015 - Report this comment
High 5s!!!
High on Life - October 04, 2015 - Report this comment
This guy was definitely doing mushrooms when he wrote this! Still, I can't resist the temptation to give him three fives!!!
Barry - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Seems someone needs to eat some ice cream and then a moop!
Damon - October 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Impressive random thinking! 555!
Manfred - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Doc Suess on drugs! 5s
Guy - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
A diamond in the rough???
Marvin - January 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Hilarious! A riot! 5s
Billy - February 10, 2016 - Report this comment
I want to live this guys life!!!
Raymond - February 16, 2016 - Report this comment
The height of hilarity. Busted a gut!
Jay - February 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Who would have thought this would have reached a hundred votes and over a thousand hits??? Harold, good on ya!
Granster - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh my! Oh my! Put a key under your pillow!
? - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Why the gratuitous hypervexing over this lyrical masterpiece?
Melvin - March 12, 2016 - Report this comment
The very essence of a dream. 5-5-5
Nutterbutter - March 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Spellbinding!
Mic D - April 09, 2016 - Report this comment
A dream come true! Three fivers!
Ricky - April 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Beyond imagination! 5s
Paul - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Crazy good! Come to puppy! Three fivers!!!
Herb - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment
as daffy might say it's phantasmagorical :))
Bret - August 21, 2016 - Report this comment
A mystery and a masterpiece!
Kim - December 08, 2016 - Report this comment
A real eye-opener! 5-5-5!
CotaPenDent - February 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Yo you should go pro - that's how good this is
Jimmy - May 22, 2020 - Report this comment
Best parody ever!!!!!!
Richard - May 22, 2020 - Report this comment
I don't know what this is but I love it. Bravo. 555!
MAGA no more - July 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Let's have this work of art be the thing that bridges the gap between Democrats and Republicans.
Lincoln - July 08, 2020 - Report this comment
I may be a Lincoln fan, and I am. This is great! 5's all around!
MAGA some more - July 10, 2020 - Report this comment
@MAGA no more .... Lets not
Love it - July 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Why can't I get this parody out of my head?
powermoderator - August 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Fan frickin' tastic!
HF #1 Fan - September 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Please come back to writing parodies, my dude. I love your work.
Max Dweck - September 24, 2020 - Report this comment
The greatest song parody of all time. Weird Al should just retire - he'll never top this

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