-> "Mrs. Cartman"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mrs. Cartman"
The Lyrics
mrs. cartman...you're such a scream
you're just the cutest...you play for both teams
you have two lips...but when you roll over
your dates get paler than the cliffs of dover
mrs. cartman...your cover's blown
we've seen your body...both sets, you own
yes...we're hip...to all your schemes
mrs. cartman...not what you seem
mrs. cartman...peaches and cream
the gender of you...not easy to deem
you're not against...a roll in the clover
but listen, guys...you'd better...check her over
mrs. cartman...gash and a bone
a freakish body...is what you have shown
and on you...the cooties, teem
mrs. cartman...what a bad dream
mrs. cartman...hardly mainstream
you're flirtin' with the guys...and drinkin' jim beam
though men, at first, say "hotchie motchie ! "
they change their stories...when they've seen your crotchy
mrs. cartman...your goods are sold
you're just too easy...or so i am told
in your eyes, there is a gleam
mrs. cartman...not what you seem
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