-> "The Lame Duck Song"
Original Song Title:
"Christmas Don't Be Late" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Lame Duck Song"
(Opening Vamp - Words Spoken Over The Music)
Barack: Alright, you Democrats. Ready for one last Lame Duck session?
All: I'll say we are! Let's do it now!
Barack: Barney? Barney? BAR-NEY!!!
(All Singing) Lame Duck session will not last.
Our agenda - pass it fast!
Soon we'll be minority,
Stick it to the G.O.P.!
Our Dream Act would should be swell.
(Barney Solo) First repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell!
(All) We must bring them to their knees.
Tea Party S.O.B.s!
(Extra unbudgeted verse - passed by a Continuing Resolution)
Tax cuts made us raise a fuss,
But we got new stimulus.
Point eight tril for our projects.
Kept our programs - saved our necks!
Pass the food bill for Michelle.
(Barney solo) Must repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell!
(All) The Start Treaty we advise,
Will make Barack seem wise.
(Instrumental Chorus - Spoken Parts Over The Second Half)
Barack: OK, Congress. Get ready. That was very good, Nancy.
Nancy: First, you must sing the song, then you'll know what's in it!
Barack: Very good, Harry.
Harry: Why would ANY Latino EVER vote for a Republican!
Barack: Barney, you are really tone deaf, so watch it. Barney? Barney? BAR-NEY!!!
(All Singing) Net Neutrality we'll sell.
(Barney Solo) Just repeal Don't Ask! Don't Tell!
(All) Get it all done in Lame Duck
Or we'll be out of luck.
Get it all done in Lame Duck
The One we will not buck!
(Spoken Over Outro Music)
All: Let's keep doing it! Yeah, let's really do some stuff
Barack: No, that's enough. Let's not overdo it.
All: What do you mean overdo it? We want to do it again!
Barack: Now wait a minute. Who's the President here?
(Dissolving into the usual Congressional babble)
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