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Song Parodies -> "The Viewers You Are"
Original Song Title:
"The Closer You Are"
Original Performer:
The Channels
Parody Song Title:
"The Viewers You Are"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song about the original 1951 viewers referring to the 1951 "Beat the Clock" rare episode about 300 boy scouts, including the elephant and Roxanne.
The viewers you are
The boy scouts, the Briants are watching
And darling, I realize
George & Germaine are the ones they saw
Our viewers take a picture every time
You and I meet my life, my scouts, Roxanne
I can't defeat that big elephant
In the Briants to have only you
When Briant first saw you
I did adore the biggest elephant ever
And then you went away but now you're seeing the elephant
And my scouts for you keeps saying for the night
The viewers you are
The smelling, the viewers you have to see
And the scouts, we'll never part
The Briants always see them
When Briants first saw you
I did adore Roxanne and the elephant
And then you went away but now you're back to the show
And my hope the Briants saw Ben Pollack
The viewers you are
The audience, the cheering in my show
And darling, we'll never part
We'll always be in the show
Whoa, in the show, whoa, in the show
The boy scouts, the Briants are watching
And darling, I realize
George & Germaine are the ones they saw
Our viewers take a picture every time
You and I meet my life, my scouts, Roxanne
I can't defeat that big elephant
In the Briants to have only you
When Briant first saw you
I did adore the biggest elephant ever
And then you went away but now you're seeing the elephant
And my scouts for you keeps saying for the night
The viewers you are
The smelling, the viewers you have to see
And the scouts, we'll never part
The Briants always see them
When Briants first saw you
I did adore Roxanne and the elephant
And then you went away but now you're back to the show
And my hope the Briants saw Ben Pollack
The viewers you are
The audience, the cheering in my show
And darling, we'll never part
We'll always be in the show
Whoa, in the show, whoa, in the show
Thanks to George & Germaine Briant, for those who viewed the greatest moment in TV & human history.
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