Way out here there are two men who blow farts and perspire
There's Stinky Jeff, and Smelly Joe, and they'll both break wind near by ya

For flatulence they are renowned, they let the farts go flyin'
The smell they make might knock you out, and need a bed to lie in

Near by ya, Near by ya
They'll both break wind near by ya

When these two guys come in to town, a tavern they are seekin'
They'd drink some beer and eat some beans, then the gas would start a leakin'

There is a prank they like to pull, they sneak up from behind ya
They move in slow, and let one go, the smell would nearly blind ya

Near by ya, Near by ya
They'll both break wind near by ya

Joe one day came up to me, and this is what he told me
"I just ate beans and cabbage stew", then he blew a fart so boldly

If one day you are in this town, and find those two beside ya
Just hold your nose and run away, and find someone to hide ya

Near by ya, Near by ya
They'll both break wind near by ya