-> "A Man With No Chance"
Original Song Title:
"Section 30"
Parody Song Title:
"A Man With No Chance"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
A MAN WITH NO CHANCE!
(Mark ventures into the garden, leaving Catherine outside)
Mark
Excuse me Rosette,
I guess that’s your name
I found out you see, before I came.
I’m nuts, I know
But now I’m here I cannot go
Before you seen what you mean,
Mean to me.
Rosette (to herself)
A man with no chance
None at all, I guess!
Mark
My name is Mark, it’s spelt with a “k”
Rosette
I’d never have guessed!
Mark
Rosette, I don’t know where to start.
Rosette
You will one day.
Mark
Lost for words
Rosette
Come what may!
Mark
I saw you at work.
Rosette
I didn’t see you.
Mark
And ever since I’ve been so blue
Rosette, Rosette
Rosette (to herself)
He’s such a wet, when will he go?
Mark
Do you hear?
Rosette
Yes and no!
Mark
A man with a chance?
Catherine (outside, confused)
Is he getting through to her?
Rosette
A man with no chance.
Catherine
He’ll regret it, can’t he see.
Mark
I’m lost in love but she can’t tell.
Catherine
She doesn’t fancy him at all!
Rosette
Lead him a dance!
Catherine
Let him be!
Mark
From this day…
Catherine
Let him be…
Rosette
There’s no way…
Catherine
Let it be…
Rosette & Mark
For it’s all just a dream
Just a dream after all!
Catherine
This man with no chance,
He’ll soon find out
There’s no way!
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