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Song Parodies -> "Secret No-One Knows"

Original Song Title:

"Section 16"

Original Performer:

the cast of "Les Miserables"

Parody Song Title:

"Secret No-One Knows"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

Part 16 of "The Unfortunates" sees our first sight of Rosette, Connor's daughter, in a school she hates.
SECRET NO-ONE KNOWS

(Young Rosette is sitting in a classroom
at a secondary school)

Rosette
I keep a secret no-one knows,
If people knew they’d think I’m mad.
Something I like when I am sad,
This little secret no-one knows.

Up in my attic there’s a boy
He’s simply there to bring me joy.
When I’m with him my pleasure shows,
My little secret no-one knows.

I have a lad who keeps me warm,
Holds me and never does no harm.
Although we touch, I’ve never been kissed,
Because in truth my boy does not exist.

He’s just a figment of my mind
And always helps me to unwind.
He’s a companion that I chose,
My little secret no-one knows.
Oh dear! I think that’s teacher now,
and I haven’t yet got anywhere close to finishing
my homework and getting ready.
Oh, it’s him! It’s the Head!

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