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Song Parodies -> "Keep on the Sunni Side"

Original Song Title:

"Keep on the Sunny Side"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Carter Family

Parody Song Title:

"Keep on the Sunni Side"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Too obvious topic to be left unused. The original song can be found here.
There's the Shi'ite, the Shaitan's side of faith
There's the right, the Sunni side too
We behead all the heretics and rape
So the Sunni side is faith for ISIS crew.

We keep you on the Sunni side, always on the Sunni side
We keep you on the Sunni side of faith
We'll make you pray everyday and we'll force you on our way
So you'll stay on the Sunni side of faith.

Like a storm in its fury we rage today
Crushing Jews and infidels all the way
We will make women in the indoors stay
And make them wear the sackcloth and the veil

We keep you on the Sunni side, always on the Sunni side
We keep you on the Sunni side of faith
We'll make you pray everyday and we'll force you on our way
So you'll stay on the Sunni side of faith.

We'll forbid every song and soccer game
Flying kites and going out with dame
We'll circumcise every man and we maim
all the thieves that are caught in our domain

We keep you on the Sunni side, always on the Sunni side
We keep you on the Sunni side of faith
We'll make you pray everyday and we'll force you on our way
So you'll stay on the Sunni side of faith.

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Rob Arndt - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Q: How does ISIS like their eggs? A: Sunni side up!!! 555
Susanna Viljanen - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Q: Which Queen song is the ISIS favourite?
A: Don't Lose Your Head
Callmelennie - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
What's ISIS's favorite Stevie Nicks song -- Stop Dragging My Head Around
Callmelennie - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
What's ISIS's favorite hip hop recording? -- Mullah Said Wipe You Out, by Abdullah Krool J
Barry J. Mitchel - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Bill Clinton wonders what the definition of IS is. Which of his heads might they chop off first?

Susanna: If you get a 111 vote, it will be from the Sunnicide bomber ;^) but here's my 555.
Andy Primus - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
We’ve had a lot of young radicals leaving the UK to fight in the ME. I’m hoping plenty more who feel that way go there to join the fight and get killed. I certainly wouldn’t feel comfortable living among any of them that may want to return here.
Meriadoc - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Didn't the Sunnis used to be the good guys? I can never even remember which country we are fighting anymore...it all so bloody confusing...

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