Oh, I say to you madam, I come with good cash
I have just one request, and I'll pay what you ask
I seek a young maiden, one fat, or one thin
Don't care what she looks like, don't care where she's been

I'll not be loud or rough, I'll be meek as a lamb
And will show her no harm, gentle soul that I am
On the floor, she'll stand o'er me, an angelic tow'r
To sprinkle her sweetness for my Golden Show'r

I know most men want more, I'll settle for less
When the moment is over, I'll help clean the mess
And foul, as this fetish may seem to the mind
In warmth of it's wetness, contentment I find

Now the maiden arrives, and my moment is here
Defrocked, we are both..high excitement hangs near
Fresh as spring morning dew, or raindrops from a flow'r
I lie and enjoy my serene Golden Show'r

I lie and enjoy my serene Golden Show'r