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Song Parodies -> "Golden Shower"

Original Song Title:

"Wildwood Flower"

Original Performer:

The Carter Family

Parody Song Title:

"Golden Shower"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, I say to you madam, I come with good cash
I have just one request, and I'll pay what you ask
I seek a young maiden, one fat, or one thin
Don't care what she looks like, don't care where she's been

I'll not be loud or rough, I'll be meek as a lamb
And will show her no harm, gentle soul that I am
On the floor, she'll stand o'er me, an angelic tow'r
To sprinkle her sweetness for my Golden Show'r

I know most men want more, I'll settle for less
When the moment is over, I'll help clean the mess
And foul, as this fetish may seem to the mind
In warmth of it's wetness, contentment I find

Now the maiden arrives, and my moment is here
Defrocked, we are both..high excitement hangs near
Fresh as spring morning dew, or raindrops from a flow'r
I lie and enjoy my serene Golden Show'r

I lie and enjoy my serene Golden Show'r

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
colorful and encompassing
John Barry - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Rainy dame inundates me when I lie down, as might say the Carpenter family. 5s
AFW - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and John
Tommy Turtle - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Probably p*** some people off... so, those aren't raindrops that keep falling on your head? PPPPP (5 Ps)
Lionel Mertens - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
funny 4 3 5's
Red Ant - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Wouldn't a water gun with warm water do the job? Nevermind, don't answer that, lol. I've never understood this particular fetish but this was an amusing read.
AFW - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, Lionel, and Red Ant

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