Song Parodies -> You Are My Moonshine
| Original Song Title: | "You Are My Sunshine" |
| Original Performer: | The Carter Family |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Are My Moonshine" |
| Parody Written by: | Susanna Viljanen |
My love and me, lived all alone, in the little pretty house we called our own...
The other Sunday I went to cellar
that's where my batch of turnips brewed;
I heard the bubbling of yeasty water
as the strength of the hooch grew and grew...
You are my moonshine, my home-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear are ones to brew you
and we'll sure make the best out of you
My dear prepared a Liebig cooler
and pack-ed column of stainless steel
He filled it up with the finest steel wool
He made it perfect, now that's how I feel
You are my moonshine, my home-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear, who will distill you
and we'll sure make the best out of you
Tomorrow evening we will decant you
and boil you through our home-made still
it's nintety-percent stuff what we turn you
with five ideal stages as fill
You are my moonshine, my home-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear are ones to blend you
and we'll sure make the best out of you
That strenght white lightning is pretty strong and
with fresh spring water we'll you dilute;
We'll mix in berries, and herbs and spices
and we'll sure make the best out of you!
You are my moonshine, my hand-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear will sure enjoy you
as we have made - our own liqueur - from you!
that's where my batch of turnips brewed;
I heard the bubbling of yeasty water
as the strength of the hooch grew and grew...
You are my moonshine, my home-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear are ones to brew you
and we'll sure make the best out of you
My dear prepared a Liebig cooler
and pack-ed column of stainless steel
He filled it up with the finest steel wool
He made it perfect, now that's how I feel
You are my moonshine, my home-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear, who will distill you
and we'll sure make the best out of you
Tomorrow evening we will decant you
and boil you through our home-made still
it's nintety-percent stuff what we turn you
with five ideal stages as fill
You are my moonshine, my home-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear are ones to blend you
and we'll sure make the best out of you
That strenght white lightning is pretty strong and
with fresh spring water we'll you dilute;
We'll mix in berries, and herbs and spices
and we'll sure make the best out of you!
You are my moonshine, my hand-made moonshine
You'll make me happy when I feel blue
Just me and my dear will sure enjoy you
as we have made - our own liqueur - from you!
According to McCabe-Thiele method, five ideal stages on packed column is enough to produce 90% (180 proof) white lightning when the base product is dilute. Home distillation is a common hobby in Scandinavia, thanks to the prohibition-like alcohol laws.
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Cheers! Very good 5 5 5
i thought the pacing was a little forced at times, but not bad...it certainly sounds like you know a lot about the subject, though
Susan - Agree with alvin on the pacing but STILL very nice...4-5-5 from me...
DKTOS but here are some lingonberries so that you can make some "vargtass". :-)
Why didn't I think of this? Nice job!
Thanks for the instructions. I'll get busy right now.
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